Christmyths

1) Emmy: "Hey!  Where'd we get the Jesus pen?"

Drew agreed and when he saw it said, "Jesus."

It is actually a Star Wars pen from a cereal box.  

2)  Jake didn't just earn all of these merit badges.

I just recently got my act together and put them on his sash (only took me 13 months)

3)  Emmy wasted a whole bunch of kleenex the other night.

 Emmy's nose was bothering her.  But only half of it. That must be why only half of every kleenex got used.

4) Ali: "We need to get serious about Christmas!  We need more decorations!"

This is serious.  There's lights and a wreath!

Have a wonderful Christmas!

For reals.